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			<title><![CDATA[Look away, duck next time, bye bye bye]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) Note to self: if partying at a Russian rave, DO NOT look directly at the laser show. Some poor ravers  have lost some of their eyesight because of the laser hitting them. Ouch.
 2) Down goes Canseco. Down does Canseco. In the first round no less. Former baseball player/serial book writer and]]></description>
			<pubDate>Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 10:20 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Famous kids, famous moms, and famous kitties...]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) See, even ballplayers know Hello Kitty is cool....OK, maybe in the  Mets case - not so much. Don't disrespect the Hello Kitty!
 2) Now starting at quarterback... either Wayne Gretzky's son or Joe Montana's son. And they're throwing passes to Will Smith's kid. Interesting high school we have]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 11:55 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Walking, choking, and flee from the dogs!]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) I've heard of teams going to the dogs, but never  dogs  going to the teams. Run away from the Rottweilers!
 2) Aaaaooww! The Ontario Provincial Police have saved a national treasure...a police officer  came to the rescue of former/current/former Van Halen frontman "Diamond" David Lee Roth.
 3)]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 11:23 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[I found Joey Harrington...]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ I knew there had to be something here on the campus of the University of Oregon. I knew there had to be some kind of shrine to Joey Harrington. 
 Didn't see anything at the Autzen football stadium (it's like a NFL stadium - wow). But a trip to the student bookstore...and I found Joey.
 There is a]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, Jun 27, 2008 at 2:09 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Real World: Detroit, Don't coach me dad, Adios Toronto]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) If only they had done "Real World: Detroit" (or better yet, Real World: Downriver), then they could have avoided  rioting at MTV's offices.
 2) Verrry interesting. A lot of coaches dream of having their son or daughter on their team. Gophers football coach Tim Brewster  could have had that]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 10:11 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Back to school, I see dead mayors, not feeling the DaVinci code...]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) Love these stories, the ones where athletes go back to school to finish their degrees. The latest cool dude is... Atlanta Hawks big man Al Horford. Sounds like he's going to fulfill his promise to his grandfather to get his college degree. Good for him.
 2) There's a cautionary tale here for]]></description>
			<pubDate>Tue, Jun 17, 2008 at 9:34 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wings and Faygo, Flip the switch - german style, We're running out of time!]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[1) Whooo - the ultimate pain and insult of having to wear a Wings jersey and drink Faygo...ooh. Let's all have a moment of silence for Pa. Gov.  Ed Rendell for suffering such a fate due to his Pens losing to the Wings.
 2) Take my word for it, this is a big deal in the Europe: the mighty German]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, Jun 13, 2008 at 12:04 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Word up Letterman.]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ As usual, Dave Letterman gets to the heart of the matter, instead of making nice hockey players sing "SexyBack"...here's a good top 10 list on "Signs Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed":
10) Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives.  
9) Tip-off always goes to the player with the]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jun 12, 2008 at 10:09 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Grow up guys....]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ Shame on all the local sports talk radio types who insist on using slams against women and gays to characterize Paul Pierce's dramatic whining over his whatever knee injury.
Calling him a skirt, fag, using the p-word or other perjorative terms is wrong because A) most women are tougher than Pierce]]></description>
			<pubDate>Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 9:11 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Red Wings wrap-up]]></title>
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			<author>(Joanne C. Gerstner)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1) Major loser props to the tool who was constantly standing behind the local TV interviews during the Red Wings post-game celebration. You probably saw him - the guy pretending to talk on his cell phone and blowing kisses. This dork just thought it was so cool to get on TV. And he wouldn't let it]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jun 5, 2008 at 10:44 AM</pubDate>
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