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			<title><![CDATA[FREE MP3 FROM AMAZON.COM!!!!!]]></title>
			<link>http://info.detnews.com/redesign/blogs/sidelinesatireblog/index.cfm?blogid=112</link>
			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Everybody likes free stuff. Which is why Sideline Satire is proud to point you to this ABSOLUTELY FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD from Amazon.com. I know you're wondering: Who could it be? Rihanna? Fall Out Boy? Billy Joel? 
Better.
How about an audio tour of the 2008 Rose Parade floats? Yes folks, those Rose]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jul 3, 2008 at 3:05 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Granny Basketball]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Interesting article on the latest trend Rascal-ing across America: granny basketball. The sport, which has been played at the Senior Olympics, follows the rules of women's basketball, 1920s-style: No running, jumping or dunking allowed, and players dress in style of the era. Check out the video]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, Jul 2, 2008 at 2:35 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pistons fans, meet Walter Sharpe]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Please join me in welcoming Walter Sharpe, the Pistons' No. 1 NBA draft pick for 2008. 
Pistonsﾠpresident Joe Dumars didn't like what he saw left in the first round, so traded his pick to Seattle for two second-round picks. Which bringsﾠus to the 32nd overall pick -- and Mr. Sharpe.
Most of you]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 11:13 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[When a cow meets something racist]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Jeers for the Atlanta Braves and a certain fast-food conglomerate, who teamed up to install this at Turner Field:

Yes, a cow that does the Tomahawk Chop. 
The Indians, in similar promotion, plan to install a giant Marlboro Man that will break a treaty with Chief Wahoo  every time Cleveland hits]]></description>
			<pubDate>Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 2:29 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The real problem is, Imus isn't funny]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Don Imus is a racist. 


He's not funny. 


And Imus is in the news again because of the latter fact, not the former. 


The decrepit radio man was taken off the airwaves last year for his "nappy-headed ho's" comment about the Rutgers women's basketball team. Imus landed another job, albeit]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, Jun 25, 2008 at 3:22 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[George Carlin, we hardly knew ye]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Most of you have heard by now that comedian George Carlin died of heart failure Sunday at age 71. I thought I'd pay my respects with this bit comparing baseball and football. Godspeed, George. 
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			<pubDate>Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 11:57 AM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Glen Davis strikes odd pose with NBA championship trophy]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Discuss...]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 12:59 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chad Johnson p0wns local reporter]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Bengals malcontent Chad Johnson is hard to tackle, even in an interview... 
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			<pubDate>Mon, Jun 16, 2008 at 12:06 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tear down Tiger Stadium already]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Maybe Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick empathizes with Tiger Stadium.


Both have overstayed their welcome. Both need to go. Yet they're still here.


Wrecking balls should have arrived at Michigan and Trumbull last week. Men in hardhats should be unpacking the dynamite. 


Instead Kilpatrick]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, Jun 13, 2008 at 2:15 PM</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Skateboarder gets slammed in the you-know-whats...]]></title>
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			<author>(Tony Augusty)</author>
			<description><![CDATA[Sir, you have my sympathy...
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			<pubDate>Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 10:38 PM</pubDate>
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